In honor of Father’s Day, we asked a few CUW employees to submit their favorite Dad Jokes.
It’s a day to celebrate the dads in your life. And what better way to let fathers shine on their special day than to share a few jokes from their namesake genre?
Even better, we’ve solicited Dad Jokes straight from the source. Here are some favorites from a few CUW employees who are fathers.
Steve Taylor
Vice President of Student Life
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Adam Paape
Assistant Dean of School of Education
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.
He must be plotting something!
David Hengst
Associate Director of Graduate Admission
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer (Pronounced: No idea’r)
Scott Van Ornum
Professor of Chemistry
Dr. Van Ornum offers a joke that combines nods to his preferred pen color to use in class and his family pets, three beloved Ragdoll cats.
What is a Ragdoll cat’s favorite color?
Puuuurrrrrple!
Chris Brandt
Director, Business Intelligence
Cassette tapes had a side A and a side B.
It was only natural that the successor was the “CD”!
When I was young, I was poor.
After many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
Why is gravity so cheap?
It’s MASS produced!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding HARE line!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
They got in a fight over COVID masking in 2021!
The adjective for “metal” is “metallic.”
But for “iron” it’s “ironic.”
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